onsdag 17 mars 2010

Nu blir det Seinfeldgodis igen.

Theater Manager : Excuse me, is your name Elaine?

Elaine : Yes.

Theater Manager : Were you suposed to meet a Jake Jarmal here?

Elaine : Yeah.

Theater Manager : Well, I'm afraid he's been in an accident.

Elaine : An accident? What happened?

Theater Manager : He got side-swiped by a cab, but he's alright. He's in St.Vincent Hospital, room 907.

Elaine : Oh. Ok. Thank you.

(She starts to leave, but changes her mind and goes back to the counter)

Elaine : Could I have a box of Jujyfruit?

* Cut to hospital

Jake : So, then, you know, the light was clearly green, I started walking, he skidded and he went right into my hip.

Elaine : (With her mouth full of Jujyfruit) Oh, that is so terrible. That is so terrible, Jake. I mean, how can people be so stupid? Just sickening.

(Jake looks at E eating)

Elaine : You want one?

Jake : No thanks.

Elaine : So when do you think you're gonna get outta here?

Jake : Where did you get those?

Elaine : At the movies.

Jake : Didn't the theater manager give you the message before you went in?

Elaine : Yeah, he did.

Jake : Then when did you get those?

Elaine : Right after ... that ...

Jake : So you heard that I was in a car accident , and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?

Elaine : Well... the counter...was right there, and...

Jake : I would think, under the circumstances, it would have sent you running out the building. Apparently, it didn't have any effect on you.

Elaine : No, no, it does!

Jake : If you got into a car accident, I can guarantee you I wouldn't stop for Jujyfruit!

Elaine : But...Jake...

Jake : I would like to be alone now, please.

Elaine : But, Jake, I didn't...

Jake : Goodnight!






/Johan

1 kommentar:

  1. Aaahahahaha!!! Hade missat den hör. Mycket bra! Snapple?

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